New Jersey & Youif you didn't know, New Jersey is having a contest to come up with a new tourist slogan. and the potential slogans are...
*"New Jersey: Expect the Unexpected"
*"New Jersey: Love at First Sight"
*"New Jersey: Come See for Yourself"
*"New Jersey: The Real Deal"
*"New Jersey: The Best Kept Secret"
they all have potential. potential to suck, that is.
5 comments:
Those are really terrible. I mean, come on, this is New Jersey we're talking about . . . ;)
How about...
New Jersey. Go fuck yourself!
New Jersey. Let's Have A Gay Ol' Time.
Bada Bing! New Jersey.
New Jersey. Home of the Nets for only three more years.
New Jersey. Home of the worst college football team in all the country!
Or... New Jersey. Home of Jimmy Hoffa. Somewhere.
Or... New Jersey. Proud home of Skee Ball.
or...
New Jersey. At least you're not living in Philadelphia
or...
Dump your toxic waste...in New Jersey.
New Jersey: So awful we make you pay to leave - and you do so without complaint!
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