10. The Jets threatened to reveal that Favre's lactose intolerant
9. Won't even have to get a different color car
8. Never really that comfortable with that whole "Lambeau Leap" thing
7. Packers' starting QB Aaron Rodgers is actually Packers' GM Ted Thompson's brother
6. The Sharks wouldn't give up Bernardo in a deal
5. Vicodin dealers are on every corner in New York City
4. After Favre retires, the Jets have agreed to change their name to the "Bretts"
3. Strahan's not in the AFC...right?
2. The Jets? Favre thought he was getting a share of the Mets! The Jets suck!
1. The Packers were "just tired of having a HOF All-Pro QB taking every snap for them and take them to the NFC Championship Game."