HYDRO: 74 mpg and no emissions? Maybe you should get a Honda FCX Clarity
BELT: Better suck in your guts, Japanese population, cause the national government in Japan is setting limits on waist size. Exceed it, and you’ll receive “guidance and re-education”
LITERARY: Cooter writes a book. And it sounds like he was pretty effed up back in the day, but then again, what memoir-writer wasn’t?