 CC and I went to  a Robert Burns party last night.  I knew there would be an opportunity for me to pop my haggis cherry, so I was nervously psyched.  The steaming grey-ish lump of stuffed intestines was paraded out, and Burns verse was read to it in Scottish brogue.  It kind of looked like meatloaf, actually.  A silver dagger was plunged into it for the ceremonial first cut, causing a bit of steam to rise and a trickle of juices to dribble out.  I finally summoned up the courage to take a very small piece.  The verdict?  Tasted like a saltier meatloaf, with a slightlier odder smell.
CC and I went to  a Robert Burns party last night.  I knew there would be an opportunity for me to pop my haggis cherry, so I was nervously psyched.  The steaming grey-ish lump of stuffed intestines was paraded out, and Burns verse was read to it in Scottish brogue.  It kind of looked like meatloaf, actually.  A silver dagger was plunged into it for the ceremonial first cut, causing a bit of steam to rise and a trickle of juices to dribble out.  I finally summoned up the courage to take a very small piece.  The verdict?  Tasted like a saltier meatloaf, with a slightlier odder smell.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Enter The Haggis
 CC and I went to  a Robert Burns party last night.  I knew there would be an opportunity for me to pop my haggis cherry, so I was nervously psyched.  The steaming grey-ish lump of stuffed intestines was paraded out, and Burns verse was read to it in Scottish brogue.  It kind of looked like meatloaf, actually.  A silver dagger was plunged into it for the ceremonial first cut, causing a bit of steam to rise and a trickle of juices to dribble out.  I finally summoned up the courage to take a very small piece.  The verdict?  Tasted like a saltier meatloaf, with a slightlier odder smell.
CC and I went to  a Robert Burns party last night.  I knew there would be an opportunity for me to pop my haggis cherry, so I was nervously psyched.  The steaming grey-ish lump of stuffed intestines was paraded out, and Burns verse was read to it in Scottish brogue.  It kind of looked like meatloaf, actually.  A silver dagger was plunged into it for the ceremonial first cut, causing a bit of steam to rise and a trickle of juices to dribble out.  I finally summoned up the courage to take a very small piece.  The verdict?  Tasted like a saltier meatloaf, with a slightlier odder smell.
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2 comments:
Oh my Gosh! I can't believe you ate it! I'm in shock!
That said....eeeeeewwwwww.
Minor nitpick: It's a stomach.
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