Keith Richards

Keith Richards is f*cking cool. Or crazy. Or both. Go read this interview in NME here and decide. It's a trip!

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards says (among other things). "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Interestingly enough, Keeeeef is now denying his incestuous snorting here.