Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Pull Your Pants Up!

Virginia's House of Delegates passed a bill Tuesday authorizing a $50 fine for anyone who displays his or her underpants in a "lewd or indecent manner." So those Virginians wearing jeans that sag low enough to render boxers visible better watch out for the fashion police - literally. It's a good thing that the state government is dedicating its time to truly important issues!


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

However, this doesn't take care of the problem of girls with low riders so low that you see their butt crack but not their underwear. I guess technically they would be exempt from the fine . . . so much for improving the lewdness of society!